I cry "Uncle!"

Ok, so VERY little loading has been done. I AM a world-class procrastinator, you know. Of course.... I have very little help. Me and hubby's friend. But, the problem isn't that we've been shirking our duties, or that I'm an exceptional wimp, which I am. I choose to blame it on hubby's anal retentiveness. Think military and then multiply that by 1000, and then make it to the 11th power, and then, maybe then, you have hubby's analness. Is that a word? It is now. Anyway, it's really not his fault, but he's not here, so he's easy to blame!