I think I may have misplaced my grey matter. If anyone finds it please return it to me as soon as possible. There will be a reward of two gourmet meals if returned in good condition. If returned in poor condition, you get hot dogs.
I started my day much earlier than usual, as I was helping an unnamed 'friend' at his/her place of business. Now, most of you know, I do not have a 9 to 5 job per say, I'm a full-time mom with all the benefits; you know, cooking, cleaning, listening to whining, and boo-boo fixing. I used to have the whole 9 to 5 thing down pat. And, dealing with most things military, I put up with a LOT of red tape and politics. Needless to say, my military training did me absolutely NO GOOD today.
Having many years experience in the business my friend is in, I have certain expectations. I was not met with those expectations. I was met with chaos. Not just your standard day to day chaos, this was LA Riot-type chaos. Other than the complete lack of organization (which normally is my forte), the lack of timeliness made my frustration level amp up even more. Add in a little vehicular breaking and entering, and you've got my day. And, my overly sympathetic behind signed up for more days of this.
So, as I said, if someone finds my brains, I really need them back. Of course, if it takes too long, you may have to look for me at the local mental institution. Just ask for the girl with the glossy look, missing hair, and knot on the head (been banging it against the wall recently).
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